10 Reasons Why...

So my friend, Ashley, and I are in Wichita tonight. We've been here for less than 8 hours, but in that time, we've come up with 10 reasons why Wichita is NOT a real city.
1. Wichita is not a real city because at a lighted intersection, there was a guy driving a tractor, talking on his cellphone, in the turn lane.
2. If Wichita was a real city, there would have been an interstate to drive the 4 miles we were on surface streets, to get to Target.
3. If Wichita was a real city it would have a skyline.



4. You can drive from one side of town to the other in less than 15 minutes.
5. Wichita is not a real city because it has room for EIGHT golf courses and a country club to boot...IN TOWN!
6. Wichita is not a real city because they only have 1 interstate (it does fork though)
7. Wichita is not a real city because the airport (which is not an international) only has 13 gates. Do they have a tram or a skywalk? you ask. I respond? What is that?
8. Wichita is not a real city because I'm sitting in a hotel in the middle of the city, and haven't heard 1 siren!
9. Wichita is not a real city because it hasn't been ruined by a million one-way roads.
10. If Wichita was a real city, when Ashley left her purse at Wendy's for 15 minutes, it would not have been there when we went back to get it.
THANK GOODNESS WICHITA IS NOT A REAL CITY!!